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Baby Dolphin Dies After Humans Try to Take Photos With It Baby Dolphin Dies After Humans Try to Take Photos With It

A bunch of beachgoers in Argentina last week inadvertently killed an endangered baby dolphin when they scooped it out of the ocean and started taking pictures of it.

Here's a Weird Hand Some Horrible App Probably Wants Us to Show You Here's a Weird Hand Some Horrible App Probably Wants Us to Show You

Earlier today, we received a beautifully crafted, oh so mysterious, ceramic hand here at Gizmodo HQ. Who could it be from? What does it mean? Where does the website on the card take you? Who has the answers? We do! But we're sure as hell not going to tell you, 'cause fuck those guys.

The terribly sad case of the woman who has fifty orgasms a day The terribly sad case of the woman who has fifty orgasms a day

24-year-old Amanda Gryce is having an orgasm in this photo. She has them uncontrollably, up to fifty times a day. It sounds fun, right? Actually, it's really awful. Even more awful is the fact that she can't have sex with her boyfriend, per doctor's orders.

People Should Really Stop Trying To Sell Their Kids Online People Should Really Stop Trying To Sell Their Kids Online

We all know that there's some seedy stuff on Craigslist. This is the internet, after all. But it's so sad that desperate parents keep trying to sell their kids through Craigslist posts and connections. Just don't do that.

Which Twitter Accounts Do You Love to Hate? Which Twitter Accounts Do You Love to Hate?

We all do it. Every single thing they tweet sends you into a symphony of groans and sighs, and yet—you can't quite bring yourself to end the pain. And if you're being totally honest, you actually kind of like it. Maybe it's masochism, maybe it's the need to fuel your own sense of smugness, but either way, everyone can…

A Mom Tried to Sell Her Three-Year-Old Son on Craigslist A Mom Tried to Sell Her Three-Year-Old Son on Craigslist

A bicycle. An old jailbroken iPhone. Maybe used furniture. Some free dirt. Those are the type of things you expect to buy off Craigslist. You definitely don't expect a Mom to offer up her three-year-old son on the seedy but useful classifieds website. But that's just what Stephanie Redus did. She used Craiglist to get…

At Least the IRS's Ridiculous Star Trek Parody Was Also Crazy Expensive At Least the IRS's Ridiculous Star Trek Parody Was Also Crazy Expensive

We all have our favorite Star Trek episodes, and the ones we think aren't quite up to snuff. But here's something we can all agree on: the IRS's nearly $60,000 Star Trek-inspired training video from 2010 would be the worst Star Trek episode ever. No contest.

These Disgustingly Gross Home Offices Will Make You Vomit These Disgustingly Gross Home Offices Will Make You Vomit

We've seen some pretty beautiful desktop setups with gorgeous monitors and spotless desks—these desktop setups are not those. In fact, you can think of them as the complete opposite. These home offices are foul, filthy, disgusting, awful and come from the hoarder devil's armpit. You can smell the stench through the…

Ugh, The New Yorker Is Going to Tweet An Entire 8,500-Word Story Ugh, The New Yorker Is Going to Tweet An Entire 8,500-Word Story

Because it apparently has nothing better to do, the New Yorker will tweet the entirety of an 8,500-word short story from the @NYerFiction account. Written by Jennifer Egan, the author of the 2011 Pulitzer Prize winner, A Visit From the Goon Squad, the piece will be posted over the span of 10 nights, starting tonight,…

Terrifying Video of the Deadly Indiana State Fair Stage Collapse Terrifying Video of the Deadly Indiana State Fair Stage Collapse

Absolutely gut-wrenching video of the Indiana State Fair concert stage collapse from last night. Reports indicate a freak wind burst and sudden weather may be partially to blame, and that the concert was delayed at the time.

Supermarket Killer Asked for a Huge Knife Before Beheading Supermarket Killer Asked for a Huge Knife Before Beheading

Deyan Deyanov, the Bulgarian man who attacked and beheaded a British woman on Tenerife last week for no apparent reason, had walked into another supermarket a half hour before the attack and asked for a large knife, according to the Telegraph. He was caught on CCTV (above) gesturing how big the knife (sword?) should…

Human Centipede tattoo immortalizes the ultimate in human intimacy Human Centipede tattoo immortalizes the ultimate in human intimacy

And you thought the Human Centipede cat toy was unnecessary. A Texas projectionist, Dakota Milam, got a human centipede tattoo across his feet. So he will remember that supreme medical accomplishment for all time. [Originalalamo]

Human Centipede cat toy, for kittens and masochists Human Centipede cat toy, for kittens and masochists

Now you and your kitty-cat can both snuggle up to the titular creature from the feel-good movie of the year, Human Centipede. Nothing says "I love my pet" more than humans sewn butt-to-face, then stuffed with catnip.

Vader Back Buddy Pack Still Not As Lame As Those Three Prequels Vader Back Buddy Pack Still Not As Lame As Those Three Prequels

Way back in 2006, a young, eager Jason Chen brought the world word of a Yoda Back Buddy that mimicked the training scene from The Empire Strikes Back. Now Darth Vader, ever the envious Sith Lord, wants in on the action too.

Worst iPhone Case Ever Worst iPhone Case Ever

If you're going to get a case for your iPhone, please don't get this case. It's pink, it's tacky, and worst of all it has a "Lady Mirror" when you flip it open. We're not women (obviously, but it would be awesome if we were), but we're even offended by the fact that the manufacturer thinks ladies need a mirror in…

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